iPhone Jokes and Puns

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate the headphone jack.

My iPhone Bible app says it needs updating.
How the fuck is that possible?

Snow White came home late one evening after a long walk in the woods.
The dwarfs were waiting for her, all seven of them frantic with worry.
“I tried to call you on my iPhone,” she said. “But none of you picked up.”
“Hardly a surprise,” replied Grumpy. “You know we don’t allow apples in this cottage.”

What do you call an iPhone in China? Xiaomi!

Did you hear about the new and improved version of the iPhone? It’s called the Samsung Galaxy S6.

Why is the iPhone 6 so advanced? Because if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9. Technology baby!

What do you call an iPhone that isn’t kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.

I refuse to give spare change to a homeless guy with a newer iPhone than mine.

With the launch of iPhone 6, OLX is more excited than Apple…. as people will sell old phones, car, house etc to buy iPhone.

What do you get when you cross an iPhone with a Nintendo game console? A WiiPhone!

What are the best features on the Apple iPhone? Facebook, Uber and Google Maps!

Why do blondes like iPhones?
Because it only has one main button.