Irish Jokes and Puns

Here are funny Irish jokes and puns. Irish people have a funny and sometimes crude sense of humor. Perfect to share on St Patricks Day. Make sure to also check out our other jokes categories.


 

Funny Irish Joke – 1

2016-06-18T16:27:04+00:00

An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a police man pulls him over. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and notices an empty wine bottle in the car.
He says: “Have you been drinking?”
“Just water,” says the priest.
The cop replies: “Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and says: “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

Funny Irish Joke – 4

2016-10-31T20:25:35+00:00

Two Irishmen were working in the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
After a while, one amazed onlooker said: “Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?”
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, “Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we’re normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick.”