Ironing Jokes and Puns

Here are funny ironing jokes and puns. Ironing can be one of the most boring activities for most people. So we decided to put some humor into ironing. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.

Joke About Ironing


A guy burned both of his ears… so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
He said, ”I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang… So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear…” ”But how the heck did you burn the other ear?” The doctor asked.
”They called back.”

Adult Ironing Joke


Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home.
Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren’t getting enough excitement
so they decided to run naked past Jim & Tom’s room. Later that night they did just that.
Jim looked at Tom and said, “Did you see that? What were Nancy & Betty wearing?”
“I don’t know, but whatever it was, it sure needed ironing.”