Kids Jokes and Puns

Enjoy these funny kids jokes and puns. Perfect to tell all aged kids. We also have school jokes and other funny jokes categories.


 

Funny Popular Joke – 6

2016-06-21T15:44:41+00:00

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”

Funny Police Joke – 5

2016-06-20T17:19:48+00:00

A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. “Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!” the man said. “It’s okay, Dad,” the boy said, “The police car right behind us did the same thing.”

Funny Police Joke – 6

2016-06-20T17:21:00+00:00

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, “SPEED TRAP AHEAD”. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted “TIPS” and a bucket of change.