Lawyer Jokes and Puns

Here are funny lawyer jokes and puns. Perfect to tell your attorney or lawyer in or out of court. Make sure to also check our political, police and other funny jokes categories.


Lawyer Joke – 14


A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the
streets, a car was involved in an accident. As expected a large crowd
gathered. Going by instinct, the lawyer was eager to get to the injured, but
he couldn’t get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting
loudly, “Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim.”
The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.