Lawyer Joke - 8

Lawyer Joke – 8

“Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court
judge said, “and I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.”
“That’s very fair, your honour,” the husband said. “And every now and then
I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.”

Lawyer Joke - 4

Lawyer Joke – 4

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says, “Lady, it says
here that you should be wearing glasses.”
The woman answered, “Well, I have contacts.”
The policeman replied, “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”

Funny Police Joke - 12

Funny Police Joke – 12

The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.” “Your Honor,” the criminal said, “that’s what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn’t listen.”

Lawyer Joke - 14

Lawyer Joke – 14

A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the
streets, a car was involved in an accident. As expected a large crowd
gathered. Going by instinct, the lawyer was eager to get to the injured, but
he couldn’t get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting
loudly, “Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim.”
The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

Lawyer Joke - 2

Lawyer Joke – 2

The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding,
rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.
The guy replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a
ticket.

Lawyer Joke - 7

Lawyer Joke – 7

A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.
Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window… “Pull over!”
“No,” she shouts back, “a pair of socks!”

Funny Lawyer Joke -23

Funny Lawyer Joke -23

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.

Funny Alcohol Jokes - 14

Funny Alcohol Joke – 15

“Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol alone that’s responsible for your present sorry state!” “I’m glad to hear you say that,” replied Murphy, with a sigh of relief. “Everybody else says it’s all my fault!”

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