Lazy Husband Joke

Lazy Husband Joke

I should have suspected my husband was lazy; on our wedding day, his mother told me: “I’m not losing a son; I’m gaining a couch.”

Lazy TV Remote Joke

Lazy TV Remote Joke

You ever look for the remote control and can’t find it, so you just decide, ‘Ah, it looks like I’m not watching TV.”

Lazy Doctor Joke

Lazy Doctor Joke

The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said: “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.” “Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”
“Okay,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”

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