Lifeguard Jokes and Puns

Here are funny lifeguard jokes and puns that you can share with your friends while swimming in a pool, lake or beach. They are funny enough to make a lifeguard laugh as well. We also have other funny jokes categories.

Cool Lifeguard Brother Joke


A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”