Little Johnny Jokes and Puns

Funny Little Johnny jokes and puns. Johnny is a funny joke character. Most of them are clean jokes so perfect to share with kids, students, family, and friends. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.


 

Funny Family Joke – 1

2016-06-18T14:08:55+00:00

One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class.” She said, “Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?” Jimmy replied, “The question was ‘Who threw the trash can at the principal’s head?'”

Little Johnny Joke – 7

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A pastor was giving a lesson to a group of children on the 23rd Psalm. He noticed that one of the little boys seemed disquieted by the phrase “Surely, goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life…” “What’s wrong with that, Johnny?” the pastor asked. “Well,” answered Johnny, “I understand about having goodness and mercy, for God is good. But I’m not sure I’d like Shirley following me around all the time.”