Little Johnny Jokes and Puns
Funny Little Johnny jokes and puns. Johnny is a funny joke character. Most of them are clean jokes so perfect to share with kids, students, family, and friends. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.
Funny Little Johnny jokes and puns. Johnny is a funny joke character. Most of them are clean jokes so perfect to share with kids, students, family, and friends. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.
One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class.” She said, “Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?” Jimmy replied, “The question was ‘Who threw the trash can at the principal’s head?'”
“If you had a dollar,” quizzed the teacher, “and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?” “One dollar.” answered little Johnny. “You don’t know your basic math.” said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed. Little Johnny shook his head too, “You don’t know my daddy.”
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother. “He thinks a lot,” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband’s baldness. Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, “So why do you have so much hair?”
“I’m ashamed of you,” Little Johnny’s mother said. “Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do.” “He threw a rock at me!” the boy said. “So I threw one at him.” “When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me.” “What good would that have done?” Little Johnny replied, “My aim is much better than yours.”
A pastor was giving a lesson to a group of children on the 23rd Psalm. He noticed that one of the little boys seemed disquieted by the phrase “Surely, goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life…” “What’s wrong with that, Johnny?” the pastor asked. “Well,” answered Johnny, “I understand about having goodness and mercy, for God is good. But I’m not sure I’d like Shirley following me around all the time.”
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