Love Jokes and Puns

Enjoy these funny love jokes and puns. Perfect to share with your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife. We also have relationship and marriage jokes so make sure to check out our other jokes categories.


 

Husband Love Joke

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I was in the shop looking for a jacket to buy my girlfriend as a present. I couldn’t decide which one to get, so I asked the salesman, “If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend, which one would you get? He said, “A bulletproof one. I’m married.”

Funniest Love Joke

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked… with beer.