Funny Love Joke

Funny Love Joke

Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”

Boyfriend Love Joke

Boyfriend Love Joke

I like to show my girlfriend who’s the boss in our house. I do this by holding a mirror up to her face.

Love Pun

Love Pun

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

Funniest Love Joke

Funniest Love Joke

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked… with beer.

Women Love Joke

Women Love Joke

Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you’re disconnected.

Marriage Love Joke

Marriage Love Joke

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Husband and Wife Love Joke

Husband and Wife Love Joke

My husband, a certified public accountant, works 15-hour days for the first few months of the year. In spite of his hectic schedule, he took time out to order me flowers for Valentine’s Day. While pondering what sweet endearment to write on the card, he obviously began thinking of the many hours of work still ahead of him. His note read: “Roses are red, violets are blue. If I weren’t thinking of you, I’d probably be through.”

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