Love Jokes and Puns

Enjoy these funny love jokes and puns. Perfect to share with your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife. We also have relationship and marriage jokes so make sure to check out our other jokes categories.


 

Husband and Wife Love Joke

2017-10-01T12:57:35+00:00

My husband, a certified public accountant, works 15-hour days for the first few months of the year. In spite of his hectic schedule, he took time out to order me flowers for Valentine’s Day. While pondering what sweet endearment to write on the card, he obviously began thinking of the many hours of work still ahead of him. His note read: “Roses are red, violets are blue. If I weren’t thinking of you, I’d probably be through.”