Love Jokes and Puns

Enjoy these funny love jokes and puns. Perfect to share with your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife. We also have relationship and marriage jokes so make sure to check out our other jokes categories.


 

Funny Love Joke

2017-10-01T13:07:30+00:00

Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”

Online love joke

2017-10-01T12:59:48+00:00

My boyfriend Hans and I met online. After dating a long time, I introduced him to my uncle, who was fascinated by the fact that we met over the Internet. He asked Hans what kind of line he had used to pick me up. Ever the geek, Hans naively replied, “I just used a modem.”

Husband and Wife Love Joke

2017-10-01T12:57:35+00:00

My husband, a certified public accountant, works 15-hour days for the first few months of the year. In spite of his hectic schedule, he took time out to order me flowers for Valentine’s Day. While pondering what sweet endearment to write on the card, he obviously began thinking of the many hours of work still ahead of him. His note read: “Roses are red, violets are blue. If I weren’t thinking of you, I’d probably be through.”