# Math Jokes and Puns

Funny math jokes and puns for all mathematicians and math enthusiasts. Sometimes when you’re stuck trying to solve a math problem, you just need a funny math joke. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.

Funny math jokes and puns for all mathematicians and math enthusiasts. Sometimes when you’re stuck trying to solve a math problem, you just need a funny math joke. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.

When a statistician passes the airport security check, they discover a bomb in his bag. He explains. “Statistics shows that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. However, the chance that there are two bombs at one plane is 1/1000000. So, I am much safer…”

Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8? Student: Miss horizontally or vertically? Teacher: What do mean? Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.

Teacher: Your behavior reminds me of square root of 2? Student: Why? Teacher: Because its’ completely irrational.

Son: Dad, it’s so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees.

George W. Bush visits Algeria. As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people: “You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English. I would very much prefer to talk to you in your own language. But unfortunately, I was never good at algebra…”

Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?”

Student: “A drinking problem.”

Q: Why is sex like math?

A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

Mom: What did you do at school today? Mark: We did a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam. Mark: That’s right!

Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men – earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys

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