Math Jokes and Puns

Funny math jokes and puns for all mathematicians and math enthusiasts. Sometimes when you’re stuck trying to solve a math problem, you just need a funny math joke. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.


Funny Math Joke 12


When a statistician passes the airport security check, they discover a bomb in his bag. He explains. “Statistics shows that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. However, the chance that there are two bombs at one plane is 1/1000000. So, I am much safer…”

Funny Math Joke 1


George W. Bush visits Algeria. As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people: “You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English. I would very much prefer to talk to you in your own language. But unfortunately, I was never good at algebra…” 

Funny Math Joke 21


Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men – earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys