Funny Office Joke - 27

Funny Office Joke – 27

I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes – about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.

Latest Funny Joke-18

Latest Funny Joke-18

Friendship between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy’s house.
The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

Funny Popular Joke - 37

Funny Popular Joke – 37

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, “I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!” The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, “That’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing!”

Funny Family Jokes-31

Funny Family Joke – 31

A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: “Making a call.”
One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call.
The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order.
Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call.
The boy returns, that mom says, “If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house.”

Funny Family Jokes-38

Funny Family Joke – 38

This eighty year old couple were celebrating their 60th anniversary and the wife says to her husband, ” Honey let’s get stark naked and sit at the dining table and eat our dinner!”
As they sat at the dining table the wife says, “Honey I am beginning to get very hot and very aroused!”
The husband says, “That is because you have your tits in the soup!”

Funny Doctor Jokes -4

Funny Doctor Joke – 2

An elderly man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son.

“Don’t be nervous, son, just do your best and remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your family.”

Funny Birthday Joke - 12

Funny Birthday Joke – 12

Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirement home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?” Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!” “Really? Like a newborn baby?” “Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”

Funny Family Jokes-44

Funny Family Joke – 42

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in most countries, son.

Funny Family Jokes-45

Funny Family Joke – 43

Genuine advert in New York Newspaper:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannia. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.
Got married last weekend. Wife knows fucking everything.

Funny Popular Joke - 87

Funny Popular Joke – 87

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional.” The second guy says, “I’m a DINK. You know, double income, no kids.” The third guy says, “I’m a RUB. You know, rich urban biker.” They turn to the woman and ask, “So what are you?” The woman replies, “I’m a WIFE. You know – Wash, Iron, F***, Etc.”

Funny Popular Joke - 46

Funny Popular Joke – 46

Instead of “the John,” I call my toilet “the Jim.” That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

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