Men Jokes and Puns

Here are funny men jokes and puns. Perfect to share with your brother, boyfriend or husband. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.


 

Funny Doctor Joke – 2

2016-10-31T20:25:35+00:00

An elderly man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son.

“Don’t be nervous, son, just do your best and remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your family.”

Funny Popular Joke – 87

2016-06-21T18:28:00+00:00

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional.” The second guy says, “I’m a DINK. You know, double income, no kids.” The third guy says, “I’m a RUB. You know, rich urban biker.” They turn to the woman and ask, “So what are you?” The woman replies, “I’m a WIFE. You know – Wash, Iron, F***, Etc.”

Funny Popular Joke – 37

2016-06-21T16:24:08+00:00

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, “I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!” The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, “That’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing!”

Latest Funny Joke-18

2016-06-19T16:35:37+00:00

Friendship between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy’s house.
The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

Funny Family Joke – 14

2016-06-18T14:24:26+00:00

A father and son are out shopping for Christmas presents for their family. The son asks, “What present are my sister and I going to get?” The dad answers, “I got you guys an iPad and iPod.” “Wow, thanks,” the son replies, “What will you give mom?” The dad says, “Your mom is getting an iRon.”

Funny Family Joke – 31

2016-06-18T14:41:24+00:00

A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: “Making a call.”
One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call.
The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order.
Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call.
The boy returns, that mom says, “If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house.”