Funny Military Joke-23

Funny Military Joke-23

A bartender was telling a joke to a Singaporean. The bartender started: “there was a Singaporean soldier….and at that, the Singaporean was already laughing hysterically..

Funny Military Joke-20

Funny Military Joke-20

As a joint exercise of Southeast Asian forces gets underway, a Malaysian general says to a Thai colonel: “I just discovered something that does the work of fifty soldiers.”
The Thai asks: “Really? What is it?”
The Malaysian replies: “Two hundred Singaporean soldiers.”

Funny Military Joke -2(3)

Funny Military Joke -2-3

A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: “I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if you are the laziest.” 24 men raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the other man “why didn’t you raise your hand?” The man replied: “Too much trouble raising the hand, Sarge.”

Funny Military Joke-16

Funny Military Joke-16

An Army Captain is assigned to a remote desert post in Iraq. During inspection, he notices a camel tied up outside the barracks. He asks the soldier, “why is that camel there?”
The soldier says: “There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes men get urges.”
A month later the Captain has urges himself. He puts the ladder behind the camel, drops his trousers and has sex with the camel. He asks the soldier: “Is that how the men do it?”
“No sir, they usually ride it to the brothel!”

Funny Military Joke-12

Funny Military Joke-12

A guy was telling about this girl Sue who disguised herself as a man and joined the army.
“But, wait a minute,” said his friend, “She’ll have to dress with the boys and shower with them, too, won’t she?”
“Sure,” replied the guy.
“Well, won’t they find out?”
The guy shrugged. “Who’s gonna tell?”

Funny Military Joke-9

Funny Military Joke-9

As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: “Do you know they are all out of step except you?” “What?” asked the recruit innocently. “I said — they are all out of step except you!” thundered the sergeant. The recruit replied, “Well, sarge, you’re in charge — you tell them!”

Funny Military Joke-8

Funny Military Joke-8

During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another jeep stuck in the mud with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. “Your jeep stuck, sir?” asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside. “Nope,” replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, “Yours is.”

Funny Military Joke-7

Funny Military Joke-7

Recruits got a shock when their Army basic-training instructor turned out to be an attractive female sergeant. Her assistant, however, was a burly, hawk-nosed veteran whose glare could freeze water. At the end of training, the attractive instructor congratulated the recruits and said that if there was anything she could do for us, just ask. From the back, a voice called out, “How about a kiss from the sergeant?” “Sure,” she replied, raising her hand to quell the laughter. “But I’ll let my assistant take care of it!”

Funny Military Joke-6

Funny Military Joke-6

As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, “All right! All you dummies fall out.” As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention. The instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me, and then just raised a single eyebrow. I smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ‘em, huh sir?”

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