Really funny husband and milk joke

Really funny husband and milk joke

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?” He replied, “They had avocados.” (If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time)

Milk and vodka joke

Milk and vodka joke

They say milk gives us strength. Drink 3 glasses of milk and try to move a wall..you cant, can you! NOW… Take 3 shots of vodka and look at it moves itself!

No cream or milk joke

No cream or milk joke

Jean-Paul Sartre is in a cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, Sir, but we’ve got no cream. How about with no milk?”

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