Milk Jokes and Puns

Enjoy our milk jokes and puns. Once you are done with these ones, take a look at our cow and other funny jokes categories.

Funniest Milk Joke


A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?” He replied, “They had avocados.”
(If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time)