Milk Joke - 7

Funniest Milk Joke

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?” He replied, “They had avocados.”
(If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time)

Silly Walmart milk joke

Silly Walmart milk joke

Walmart on a Sunday night. Place is dead, my dad and I are stopping to grab some milk. Just a gallon. Go up to the cashier, she rings us up and we pay for it. “Would you like a bag for that sir?” She asks us. My dad’s swift reply: “No I’ll keep it in the container, last time I put it in the bag it spilled everywhere.”

Adult milk joke

Adult milk joke

Caution: Expired milk is bad for health
BREAKING NEWS:
A 25 year boy married a 65 year woman.
After two days boy died,
because he drank expired milk.

Taking a milk bath joke

Taking a milk bath joke

A friend told me that they were bathing in milk, almost totally immersed. I said, “Pasteurised?”, they said, “no, just to my chin”.

Silly milk joke

Silly milk joke

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

Milk Joke - 6

Milk Joke – 6

A redneck walks into a library and asks for a pint of milk. The librarian says “this is a library!”
The man whispers “sorry, a pint of milk please”.

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