Money Jokes and Puns

Here are funny money jokes and puns. Cash money millionaire. Everyone wants some. After this check out our other funny jokes categories.

Money Joke – 11


A Jewish boy asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied,
“Ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for,
I’d be happy to give you a dollar, here’s a quarter.”

Funny money joke


A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said “Why did you put up such a fight?” To which the man promptly replied “I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!”