Fiance Mother In Law Joke

Fiance Mother In Law Joke

So David Is finally engaged and is excited to show off his new bride. “Ma”, he said to his Mother, “I’m going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess which one is my fiance.” Sure enough twenty minutes later, David walks in the door with three girls following behind him. “It’s that one”, said his mother, without blinking an eye.
“Holy cow”, exclaimed David, “how in the world did you know it was her?” “I just don’t like her”, she replied.

Mother In Law Joke - 3

Mother In Law Joke – 3

The doorbell rang this morning. When I opened the door, there was my mother-in-law on the front step.
She said, ‘Can I stay here for a few days?’ I said, ‘Sure you can.’ And shut the door in her face.

Mother In Law Joke - 7

Mother In Law Joke – 7

“Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, “My mother-in-law is an angel.”
His friend replies, “You’re lucky. Mine is still alive.”

Animal Mother In Law Joke

Animal Mother In Law Joke

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, “relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the husband replied, “In-laws.”

Funny Mother In Law Joke

Funny Mother In Law Joke

A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won’t leave him alone. His mother-in-law says, “You’re driving too fast!” His wife says, “Stay more to the left.” After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, “Who’s driving this car – you or your mother?”

Police Mother In Law Joke

Police Mother In Law Joke

“A police recruit is asked during an exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?” He replies, “I’d call for backup.”

Silly Mother In Law Joke

Silly Mother In Law Joke

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

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