Nigerian Jokes and Puns

Enjoy these funny Nigerian jokes and puns. We also have South African jokes and other ones so check out our other funny jokes categories as well.


 

Nigerian Sunday School Joke

2017-10-01T12:40:45+00:00

Among other funny Christian jokes of Akpos is the one called “Many are called” Akpos is at a Sunday school class. A taught is checking how people learned the Bible verses at home. So he starts: Teacher: Akpos, finish the sentence: “Many are called but…” Akpos: … but few have credit to call you back.”

Nigerian School Joke

2017-10-01T12:41:28+00:00

Akpos came from school looking confused. His mother asks him: Mother. Why is it that you seem puzzled? Was there anything wrong with your paper today? Akpos: Yes, mum. The teacher asked what the past form of the word “think” was. I could not remember it, so I spent much time on it. I thought and thought, and decided that the right answer was “thinked.”

Nigerian Christian Joke

2017-10-01T12:43:57+00:00

Akpos was taking a walk in the wild places. Suddenly, a bush moved, and he saw a lion running toward him. Being a Christian, he decided to pray and ask God to save him. After a short but passionate prayer, he opened his eyes only to notice a lion kneeling down and praying with its eyes closed. Puzzled Akpos asked the lion: – So, are you also a Christian, right? The lion opened its eyes and shushed at Akpos: – Don’t you know one has to say a prayer before having lunch?!