Nigerian Cinema Joke

Nigerian Cinema Joke

Akpos is in the cinema with his friends. All of them are already watching a movie while he can’t get a ticket. When he comes up to the cash register for the sixth time, a manager asks him. Manager: Sir, I am sorry to interrupt, but it’s already the sixth ticket you buy tonight. Why do you need so many? Akpos: Well, I don’t see this many, but the stupid man by the entrance keeps tearing it up!

Nigerian Wife Joke

Nigerian Wife Joke

A pissed off wife calls her husband. Wife: Where on earth are you? Husband: Don’t be so angry, dear. Remember an old antique store downtown you took me to last week? Wife (melting): Yes, love. Husband: The one where you pointed at a beautiful and quite expensive tiara and told me you really wanted it. Wife: Of course, I do (eyes full of hope). Husband: Well, then don’t worry. Because I am in the car repair shop right next to it.

Nigerian Sunday School Joke

Nigerian Sunday School Joke

Among other funny Christian jokes of Akpos is the one called “Many are called” Akpos is at a Sunday school class. A taught is checking how people learned the Bible verses at home. So he starts: Teacher: Akpos, finish the sentence: “Many are called but…” Akpos: … but few have credit to call you back.”

Nigerian Computer Joke

Nigerian Computer Joke

Computer genius Akpos is typing his password on a computer. A friend sees it and asks him with genuine interest Friend: Akpos, why does your password say “Samson”? Akpos: I chose it after the system had said my previous password was rather weak.

Nigerian Christian Joke

Nigerian Christian Joke

Akpos was taking a walk in the wild places. Suddenly, a bush moved, and he saw a lion running toward him. Being a Christian, he decided to pray and ask God to save him. After a short but passionate prayer, he opened his eyes only to notice a lion kneeling down and praying with its eyes closed. Puzzled Akpos asked the lion: – So, are you also a Christian, right? The lion opened its eyes and shushed at Akpos: – Don’t you know one has to say a prayer before having lunch?!

Nigerian Police Joke

Nigerian Police Joke

I went to the police station to certify my document. On arrival, I met one of the policemen reading the bible, specifically Genesis, I was so impressed so I asked him, “Officer, who killed Abel, Adam’s son?” He raised his head, looked at my face with dismay and said, “I don’t know, ask Sgt Asare, he is in charge of murder cases.”

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