Nightmare Jokes and Puns

Here are funny nightmare jokes and puns. They will make you laugh and make you sleep better. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.

Nightmare Joke About Marshmellow


I said to my mate, “I dreamt that I ate a giant marshmallow!” He said, “Let me guess, you woke up and your pillow was gone?”

Silly Nightmare Joke


What’s a man’s worst nightmare? 1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera. 2) His wife has amnesia and forgets how to cook so he has to. 3) A female boss. 4) He has to ask his wife for money.