Nightmare Joke About Marshmellow
I said to my mate, “I dreamt that I ate a giant marshmallow!” He said, “Let me guess, you woke up and your pillow was gone?”
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I said to my mate, “I dreamt that I ate a giant marshmallow!” He said, “Let me guess, you woke up and your pillow was gone?”
What’s a man’s worst nightmare? 1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera. 2) His wife has amnesia and forgets how to cook so he has to. 3) A female boss. 4) He has to ask his wife for money.
Why do black people always have nightmares?
Because the last one who had a dream got shot.