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Nightmare Jokes and Puns

Here are funny nightmare jokes and puns. They will make you laugh and make you sleep better. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.

Nightmare Joke About Marshmellow

2017-05-26T18:26:04+00:00

I said to my mate, “I dreamt that I ate a giant marshmallow!” He said, “Let me guess, you woke up and your pillow was gone?”

Chuck Norris Nightmare Joke
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Chuck Norris Nightmare Joke

2017-05-26T18:16:31+00:00

Chuck Norris gives his nightmares nightmares.

Silly Nightmare Joke
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Silly Nightmare Joke

2017-10-16T08:05:14+00:00

What’s a man’s worst nightmare? 1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera. 2) His wife has amnesia and forgets how to cook so he has to. 3) A female boss. 4) He has to ask his wife for money.

Funny Nightmare Joke
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Funny Nightmare Joke

2017-10-16T08:04:03+00:00

Q: What’s Clinton’s worst nightmare?
A: An intern with braces.

Nightmare Pun
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Nightmare Pun

2017-10-16T08:04:16+00:00

Q: What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare?
A: A sunken chest with no booty!

Black Nightmare Joke
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Black Nightmare Joke

2017-10-19T17:32:25+00:00

Why do black people always have nightmares?
Because the last one who had a dream got shot.