Nurses Jokes and Puns

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Nurse Joke – 9

2017-02-10T18:12:06+00:00

Doctor: “You look exhausted.” Blonde: “I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it.”
A tourist is in a hospital with 60 degree burns. The doctor says, “Give him two Viagra’s.” The nurse asks, “Do you think that will help?” The doctor replies, “No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!”

Nurse Joke – 10

2017-02-10T18:04:24+00:00

A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients’ bedsides. When he finished he said, in farewell, “I hope you get better.” One elderly gentleman replied, “I hope you get better, too.”

Nurse Hiccup Joke

2017-09-25T19:54:32+00:00

A man rushed into a hospital and asked a nurse for a cure for hiccups… Grabbing a cup of water, the nurse quickly splashed it into the man’s face. “What did you that for?” screamed the man. “You don’t have the hiccups now, do you?” said the nurse. “No,” replied the man. “My wife out in the car has them.”