Office Jokes and Puns

Our funny office jokes and puns are great jokes to share with your co-workers or boss during break or lunchtime. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.


 

Funny School Joke – 24

2016-06-21T07:35:26+00:00

A mom calls out to her son “Harry! Wake up! You’ll be late for school.” The son replies, “Mom I don’t want to go to school! The teachers and students hate me! Give me one reason I should go!” The mom says back, “You should go because you’re the principal!”

Funny Office Joke – 7

2016-06-20T15:24:50+00:00

Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ”I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.” Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ”I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.” Doctor Ahn says, ”I prefer lawyers. They’re gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear-ends are interchangeable.”

Funny Office Joke – 36

2016-06-20T16:05:07+00:00

I went for a job interview today and the interviewer asked me, “What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths?”
I said, “Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what’s real from what’s not.”
They then asked, “And your strengths?”
I said, “I’m Batman.”

Funny School Joke – 34

2016-06-21T07:51:24+00:00

A mother complained to my wife, 
a schoolteacher, that other students were stealing her daughter’s pencils.
“It’s not the money—it’s the 
principle,” she insisted. “My husband took those pencils from work.”

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