Owl Jokes and Puns

Here are funny owl jokes and puns. These owl one liners will make you and the kids laugh. Also, check out our other animal jokes. Enjoy!


Owl Conversation Joke

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Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl – and one night, an owl finally called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the
conversation.” Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in interspecies communication, his wife had a chat with her next door neighbor. “My husband spends his nights … calling out to owls,” she said. “That’s odd,” the neighbor replied. “So does my husband.”

Talking owl joke

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The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the savannah. Three weeks later, a Owl walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the Owls mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” “Not really,” said the Owl. “Your name is written inside the cover.”