Funny Family Jokes-14

Funny Family Joke – 15

A mom texts, “Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?” He texts back, “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.” The mom texts him, “It’s ok, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister, love you too.”

Funny Clean Joke - 41

Funny Clean Joke – 35

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says, “Dude, I’m Jesus Christ!” And the priest says, “No son, you’re not.” So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, “Man, I’m Jesus Christ!” Then the priest says, “No son, you’re not.” Finally, the drunk had enough and said, “Here, I’ll prove it.” He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says, “Jesus Christ, you’re back AGAIN?”

Onion ring proposal joke

Onion Ring Joke

My girlfriend had tears in her eyes when I asked her to marry me.
Probably because I proposed with an onion ring.

Snail Joke - 6

Snail Joke – 6

Why did the shy snail drink?
To come out of his shell!’
Why did the other snail drink?
Because he was an alcoholic!’

Funny School Joke - 20

Funny School Joke – 20

Teacher: “You know you can’t sleep in my class.” Boy: “I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.”

Funny Irish Jokes -4

Funny Irish Joke – 3

Paddy and Mick are walking down the road and Paddy has a bag of doughnuts in his hand.
Paddy says to Mick: “If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag, you can have them both.”

Adult Joke about kids

Adult Joke about kids

A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, “Are all of those kids yours?” He replies, “No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.”

Tomato Joke - 7

Funny Tomato Joke

Q. What’s the difference between knowledge and wisdom?
A. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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