Funny Sexist Joke - 28

Funny Sexist Joke – 28

MOVIE RATINGS EXPLAINED: G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The good guy gets the girl. R: The bad guy gets the girl. X: Everybody gets the girl!

Funny School Joke - 7

Funny School Joke – 7

A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy.” The mother asked, “What did you do?” The boy replied, “I hit him with my purse!”

Funny Math Joke 2

Funny Math Joke 2

Son: Dad, it’s so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees.

Latest Funny Joke-9

Latest Funny Joke-9

A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, “It’s my husband, you have to leave!” The man jumps out of bed, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street, when he realizes something. He goes back to the house and says to the woman, “Wait, I’m your husband!” She replies giving him a dirty look, “So why did you run?”

Silly McDonald's Joke

Silly McDonald’s Joke

How many McDonald’s counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Doctor hospital joke

Doctor hospital joke

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.
“Doctor,” says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. “Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?” “I don’t see why not,” replies the doctor. “That’s funny,” says the man. “I wasn’t able to play it before.”

Washington DC chess joke

Washington DC chess joke

Q: What’s common between the civil service at Washington DC and a game of chess?
A: Both have people just sitting down for hours staring at nothing and not moving a muscle!

Tomato Joke - 7

Funny Tomato Joke

Q. What’s the difference between knowledge and wisdom?
A. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Tiger Joke - 7

Tiger Pun

Q: Why don’t tigers like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!

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