Soccer Joke - 10

Soccer Joke – 10

Girl: What jersey should I buy?
Guy: Buy a goalie’s jersey!
Girl: Why?
Guy: So I can tell people my girlfriend’s a keeper.

Short Joke - 3

Short Joke – 3

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won’t stop to ask directions.

Short Joke - 11

Short Joke – 11

Husband: “Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?“
Wife: “Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce ‘Shall we go out and have a cake’!”

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