Sock Joke - 8

Black And Red Sock Joke

A man met his friend in a shopping center. The friend had a look at his feet and asked, “Why are you wearing one red and one black sock”? The man paused for a moment then said, “I‘m not sure, but I have another pair like this at home.”

Funny Popular Joke - 48

Funny Popular Joke – 48

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I’m not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

Grandpa request joke

Grandpa request joke

A grandfather from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. He told her rabbi he had two final requests. First, he wanted to be cremated, and second, he wanted her ashes scattered over Yankee Stadium. “Yankee Stadium!” the rabbi exclaimed. “Why Yankee Stadium?” “Then I’ll be sure my son visits me once a week.”

Funny Sexist Joke - 24

Funny Sexist Joke – 24

At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, “Will you dance with me, please?” The arrogant girl says, “I don’t dance with a kid.” The taken back boy apologized, “I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant.”

Adult Office Joke

Adult Office Joke

Husband: Honey, I have problems at work.
Wife: Not “I”, but “we” have problems – since we are married, your problems are mine problems as well.
Husband: ok. Then I wanted to let you know that our office-girl got pregnant from us.

CoC Dragon Joke

CoC Dragon Joke

What did the dragon say when he got 49% and lost 30 trophies?
Momma said there’d be knights like this.

Funny School Joke - 1

Funny School Joke – 1

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Flight Call Center Joke

Flight Call Center Joke

Customer: “I’ve been ringing your call centre on 0700 2300 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?” Operator: “Where did you get that number from, sir?” Customer: “It was on the door to the travel centre.”
Operator: “Sir, they are our opening hours.”

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