BMW joke about changing light bulbs

BMW Salesman Joke

Q: How many BMW car salesmen does it take to change your light bulb?
A: It depends on your credit, current lease terms, and willingness to take a balloon payment!

Funny Office Joke - 37

Funny Office Joke – 37

I went for an interview for an office job today.
The interviewer told me I’d start on $2,000 a month and then after 6 months I’d be on $2,500 a month.
I told them I’d start in 6 months.

Funny Fart Jokes -12

Funny Fart Joke – 12

What is the most nerve-wracking moment in the life of a man?
Attempting your first silent public fart after a bout of diarrhea.

Funny Alcohol Jokes - 12

Funny Alcohol Joke – 13

A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him. “Sir, what are you yelling about? You’re scaring the customers.” “Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!” “Sir, please get off the mop bucket.”

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