Pizza pun

Pizza pun

My local pizzeria has just made the world’s largest pizza base. I’d like to see someone top that.

Pizza Joke - 3

Pizza Joke – 3

Hillary Clinton ordered pizza delivery for the White House. The Pizza guy, wanting to do an especially good job with the president’s pizza, asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. Hillary Clinton responded, “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”

Math pizza joke

Math pizza joke

I called a local pizza place the other night and said, “Do you do takeaways?” They said “Yes”, so I said “what’s 23452 minus 345?”

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