Poker Jokes and Puns

Here are funny poker jokes and puns. Perfect for poker players or people who like to gable. Also, check out our other card game and other funny jokes categories.


Poker Joke – 8

2017-02-10T19:23:14+00:00

A bum asks a man for $2. The man says, “Will you buy booze?” The bum says, “No.” The man says, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum says, “No.” So the man says, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”

Funny Poker Joke

2017-09-26T16:53:28+00:00

A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth for poker,” said the friend. “I’ll be right over,” whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “Oh yes, quite serious,” said the doctor gravely. “In fact, there are three doctors there already!”