Police Jokes and Puns

Enjoy our funny police jokes and puns. If you have a doughnut in front of you get ready to laugh a lot at these cop jokes. Also, check out our lawyer and other funny jokes categories.


 

Funny Police Joke – 8

2016-06-20T17:22:54+00:00

An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA. Little Boy says ” He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!” Officer says “Yes.” Little Boy asks “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture.

Funny Police Joke – 5

2016-06-20T17:19:48+00:00

A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. “Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!” the man said. “It’s okay, Dad,” the boy said, “The police car right behind us did the same thing.”

Funny Police Joke – 6

2016-06-20T17:21:00+00:00

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, “SPEED TRAP AHEAD”. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted “TIPS” and a bucket of change.

Funny Popular Joke – 77

2016-06-21T18:17:12+00:00

A policeman sees a little girl riding her bike and says, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well,” says the policeman, “tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year,” and fines her $5. The girl looks up at the policeman and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The policeman chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “next year, tell Santa the ass goes on the back of the horse and not on top of it.”