Police Jokes and Puns

Enjoy our funny police jokes and puns. If you have a doughnut in front of you get ready to laugh a lot at these cop jokes. Also, check out our lawyer and other funny jokes categories.


 

Funny Police Joke – 8

2016-06-20T17:22:54+00:00

An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA. Little Boy says ” He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!” Officer says “Yes.” Little Boy asks “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture.

Funny Police Joke – 5

2016-06-20T17:19:48+00:00

A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. “Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!” the man said. “It’s okay, Dad,” the boy said, “The police car right behind us did the same thing.”

Funny Police Joke – 6

2016-06-20T17:21:00+00:00

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, “SPEED TRAP AHEAD”. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted “TIPS” and a bucket of change.