Popular Jokes

Here we post the most popular jokes on the internet. These jokes are based on what people rated the highest for 2016/2017. So with these jokes you are guaranteed a good laugh!


Funny Popular Joke – 6

2016-06-21T15:44:41+00:00

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”

Funny Popular Joke – 99

2016-06-21T18:42:44+00:00

A kid from Mississippi is on Harvard campus for the first time, he stops a student and asks, “Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?” The Harvard student replies “At Harvard, you don’t end a sentence with a preposition.” The kid said, “Sorry about that. Can you tell me where the library is at, asshole?”

Funny Popular Joke – 79

2016-06-21T18:19:32+00:00

Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.