Printer Jokes and Puns

Here are funny printer jokes and puns. Printers can be humanities biggest nightmare. So to lighten things up a bit, here are funny printer jokes. Also, check out our office and other funny jokes categories.

Printer Driver Joke


A blonde called IT support and said, “my printer isn’t working.” After checking through a remote connection for a while, the IT guy said, “You may need a new printer driver.” “Oh, no,” replied the blonde. “Don’t tell me that. Our printer driver is so cute.” “Cute? What do you mean cute?” “Our printer driver has dark hair, green eyes, works out, has this cute dimple…” The tech couldn’t figure out what she was talking about. “What do you mean your printer driver has a cute dimple?” “You know, our printer driver. The delivery guy from Staples who brings our printers.”

Canon Printer Joke


A blonde called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was “running it under Windows”. The woman responded, “No, my desk is next to the door. But that’s a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine.”