Prius Jokes and Puns

Enjoy these Prius jokes and puns. They are super funny and will definitely make you laugh. Also, check out our car jokes and other funny jokes categories.


Funny Prius Joke


In the “You asked for it, You got it.” category… More bad news for Toyota. A reported problem with the brakes on their Prius Hybrid. The good news – the Prius doesn’t go fast enough for the brakes to be a major issue.

Recalling Prius Joke


Toyota is recalling over 500,000 cars due to faulty parts that could cause drivers to lose control of the steering wheel. Among the recalled cars is Toyota’s super-efficient hybrid, the Prius. That’s how environmentally friendly the Prius is: It actually tries to run you off the road so you’ll take public transportation.

Toyota Prius Joke


Toyota announces solution to the Prius brake problem by simply renaming car the Pius…. You still won’t stop and you will still die…but you are guaranteed going to Heaven.