Funny Prius Joke

Funny Prius Joke

In the “You asked for it, You got it.” category… More bad news for Toyota. A reported problem with the brakes on their Prius Hybrid. The good news – the Prius doesn’t go fast enough for the brakes to be a major issue.

Girl Prius Joke

Girl Prius Joke

Damn girl, are you a Prius? You’re giving me the silent treatment and I can’t tell if you’re turned on.

Speeding Prius Joke

Speeding Prius Joke

The Prius has been added to the list of Toyota vehicles with faulty gas pedals that make the car speed out of control. The upside is you can’t even hear the Prius crash.

Recalling Prius Joke

Recalling Prius Joke

Toyota is recalling over 500,000 cars due to faulty parts that could cause drivers to lose control of the steering wheel. Among the recalled cars is Toyota’s super-efficient hybrid, the Prius. That’s how environmentally friendly the Prius is: It actually tries to run you off the road so you’ll take public transportation.

Toyota Prius Joke

Toyota Prius Joke

Toyota announces solution to the Prius brake problem by simply renaming car the Pius…. You still won’t stop and you will still die…but you are guaranteed going to Heaven.

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