Psychiatry Jokes and Puns

Enjoy these funny psychiatry jokes and puns. There is a lot of controversy around the subject of psychiatrists. Some blame them for only being after the money, others accuse them of killing people with their brutal methods. Either way, on the brighter side here, are some funny psychiatry jokes. We also have other funny jokes categories.

Funny Psychiatry Joke


Last week my shrink asked me if I heard voices in my head. I told her no, but that I could hear the voices in HER head. She didn’t laugh, so I diagnosed her with having HDD. She asked what that was? I told her that HDD was humor deficit disorder! And she had a bad case of it.

Two Psychologists Joke


Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered. The older looking one asks the other, “What’s your secret? Listening to other people’s problems every day, all day long, for years on end, has made an old man of me.” The younger looking one replies, “Who listens?”

Psychologist at a party joke


A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. The psychologist turns around and the man hauls off and decks him. The psychologist gets up, brushes himself off, turns to the group and declares: “That’s his problem.”