Psychiatry Jokes and Puns

Enjoy these funny psychiatry jokes and puns. There is a lot of controversy around the subject of psychiatrists. Some blame them for only being after the money, others accuse them of killing people with their brutal methods. Either way, on the brighter side here, are some funny psychiatry jokes. We also have other funny jokes categories.

Two Psychologists Joke


Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered. The older looking one asks the other, “What’s your secret? Listening to other people’s problems every day, all day long, for years on end, has made an old man of me.” The younger looking one replies, “Who listens?”