Patient and Psychiatrist Joke

Patient and Psychiatrist Joke

Patient: “Doctor, my wife thinks I’m crazy because I like sausages.” Psychiatrist: “Nonsense! I like sausages too.” Patient: “Good, you should come and see my collection. I’ve got hundreds of them.”

Psychiatry Joke - 1

Psychiatry Joke – 1

My psychiatrist told me today that I over-analyze everything.
I explained to him that he only thinks this because of his
unhappy relationship with his mother.

Psychiatry Joke - 4

Psychiatry Joke – 4

What happens when a psychiatrist and a hooker spend the night together?
In the morning each of them says: “200 dollars, please.”

Psychiatry Joke - 5

Psychiatry Joke – 5

A man went to his psychiatrist and said, “Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,” The psychiatrist said, “I had the same problem for 20 years but I recently realized that I was forgetting to take the spoon out of the cup.”

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