Psychology Jokes and Puns

Here are funny psychology jokes and puns. We also have funny psychiatry jokes so make sure to check out our other jokes categories.


Psychology Therapy Joke


A client comes for his first therapy session. He has a small cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear. “Can you help me figure out what’s wrong with me?” he asks the therapist. The therapist replies, “You’re not eating properly.”

Psychology Evaluation Joke


“Doctor, I’d like you to evaluate my 13 year-old son.” “Ok, he’s suffering from a transient psychosis with an intermittent rage disorder, punctuated by episodic radical mood swings, but his prognosis is good for full recovery.” “How can you say all that without even meeting him?” “I thought you said he’s 13?”

Doctor of Psychology Joke


A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, “Can’t you see I m sawing this piece of wood in half?” The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, “Oh. He’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy. He thinks he’s a lightbulb.” The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2’s face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, “If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself” Patient #1 replies, “What? And work in the dark?”

Psychology Book Joke


A person walked into a bookstore and asked the salesperson for a book that was made into a musical, which is still running. “Do you have Less Miserable?” The salesperson replied, “Look in the psychology section.”