Racist Jokes and Puns

Here are funny racist jokes and puns. Note: we do not promote racism or tolerate it. If you do not like these jokes check out our other clean and funny jokes categories.


 

Funny School Joke – 1

2016-06-20T20:33:12+00:00

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Funny Racist Joke – 17

2016-06-20T18:53:27+00:00

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI’s report about what he found: “Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee.”

Funny Popular Joke – 59

2016-06-21T17:28:19+00:00

I work at a survey place, and I have to ask people for their race. People get so upset when you ask them for their race. “Mam, what is your race?” “Now how da’ hell is you gon’ ask me dat?” “Okay, so you’re African American.”