Funny Redneck Joke - 5

Funny Redneck Joke – 5

Redneck at the doctor: “Doc, I think I’m in trouble, I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago and it ain’t come out yet.”

Redneck Chicken Joke

Redneck Chicken Joke

Two Tennesseeians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other. One is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, “Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in the bag?” “Just some chickens.” “If I guess how many there are, can I have one?” “Heck, I’ll give you both of them!” “Okay. Five?”

Redneck Bar Joke

Redneck Bar Joke

This guy walks into a bar in Redneck county and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised and the bartender looks around and says: “You ain’t from around here, are ya… where ya from, boy?”
The guy says, “I’m from England.” The bartender asks, “What th’ hell you do in England?” The guy responds, “I’m a taxidermist.” The bartender asks, “A taxidermist… now just what th’ hell is a taxidermist?” The guy says, “I mount animals.” The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, “It’s okay boys, he’s one of us!”

Funny Redneck Joke - 11

Funny Redneck Joke – 11

A redneck is walking on the beach. He comes across two beautiful college girls. The redneck says, “Hey, where y’all from?” The two girls reply, “Yale.” The redneck then yells, “HEY, WHERE Y’ALL FROM!?”

Redneck Hunting Joke

Redneck Hunting Joke

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. “Well,” Bubba began, “We wuz havin’ a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, ‘Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'” “And then what happened?” the officer interrupted. “From what I remember,” Bubba said, “I stood up and said, ‘Sure, I’m game.'”

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