Redneck Jokes and Puns

Here are funny Redneck jokes and puns. Redneck people do some really funny things. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.


 

Redneck Hunting Joke

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At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. “Well,” Bubba began, “We wuz havin’ a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, ‘Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'” “And then what happened?” the officer interrupted. “From what I remember,” Bubba said, “I stood up and said, ‘Sure, I’m game.'”

Redneck Bar Joke

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This guy walks into a bar in Redneck county and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised and the bartender looks around and says: “You ain’t from around here, are ya… where ya from, boy?”
The guy says, “I’m from England.” The bartender asks, “What th’ hell you do in England?” The guy responds, “I’m a taxidermist.” The bartender asks, “A taxidermist… now just what th’ hell is a taxidermist?” The guy says, “I mount animals.” The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, “It’s okay boys, he’s one of us!”