Religious Jokes and Puns

Enjoy these funny religions jokes and puns. We do believe religion is important, so our religion jokes are not meant to belittle anyone. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.


 

Funny Popular Joke – 44

2017-04-09T22:15:46+00:00

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

Funny Clean Joke – 35

2016-06-17T19:52:34+00:00

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says, “Dude, I’m Jesus Christ!” And the priest says, “No son, you’re not.” So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, “Man, I’m Jesus Christ!” Then the priest says, “No son, you’re not.” Finally, the drunk had enough and said, “Here, I’ll prove it.” He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says, “Jesus Christ, you’re back AGAIN?”

Religion Joke – 26

2017-02-11T02:44:10+00:00

“Now, how many of you would like to go to heaven?” asked the Sunday school teacher. All the eager three-year-olds raised their hands except Cassie. “I’m sorry, I can’t. My Mommy told me to come right home after Sunday school.”

Religion Joke – 29

2017-02-11T02:41:07+00:00

A young girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could to Sunday school. As she ran, she prayed, “Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late! Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late!” at which moment she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again, praying, “Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late! Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late! But don’t SHOVE me.”