Rugby Jokes and Puns

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Rugby Try Joke


Guy was in a bar watching an English test and he had his dog with him. Early in the game Wilkinson kicks a penalty and the dog goes nuts, he jumps on the bar, stands up on his hind legs and spins around three times while barking loudly. The Barman says to the guy “That’s amazing. What does he do when England scores a try?” And the guy replies “I don’t know I’ve only had him three years”.

All Blacks Rugby Joke


The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own. “No worries,” Jonah told them, “I’ll join you later and tell you what happened.” After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3. “What!!!!” said a furious Josh Kronfeld, “How did you let them get three points??!” Jonah replied apologetically, “I was sent off with 20 minutes to go.”