Salad Jokes and Puns

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Iceberg Salad Joke

2017-09-26T20:36:28+00:00

A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear. “That looks nasty,” says the doctor. “Nasty?” replies the man, “this is just the tip of the iceberg!”

Silly Salad Joke

2017-09-26T20:49:38+00:00

A banana stuck in one of his ears, a head of lettuce in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.”

Head of Lettuce Joke

2017-09-26T21:00:17+00:00

One day two heads of lettuce, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured head of lettuce called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured head of lettuce was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured head of lettuce, “I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through.” “The bad news is that he’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life”.