Funny School Joke - 8

Funny School Joke – 8

An English teacher told his students that when pronouncing a word beginning with the letter “H” they should ignore the “H” as in hour, honor, and honest. That day when leaving for class, he left a note for his assistant, “Please heat my rice for me.” When the teacher returned to his office, he met an empty bowl. He asked the assistant, “Where is my food?” The assistant replied, “You said I should heat the rice for you, but you also instructed us to ignored the ‘H.'”

Funny Popular Joke - 99

Funny Popular Joke – 99

A kid from Mississippi is on Harvard campus for the first time, he stops a student and asks, “Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?” The Harvard student replies “At Harvard, you don’t end a sentence with a preposition.” The kid said, “Sorry about that. Can you tell me where the library is at, asshole?”

Funny School Joke - 10

Funny School Joke – 10

Teacher: “Why are you so late?”
Student: “Someone told me to go to hell.”
Teacher: “Why did that make you late to class?”
Student: “I couldn’t find it at first, but now here I am.”

Funny Family Jokes-9

Funny Family Joke – 10

A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy.” The mother asked, “What did you do?” The boy replied, “I hit him with my purse!”

Funny School Joke - 12

Funny School Joke – 12

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes, the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, four minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?” After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”

Funny School Joke - 21

Funny School Joke – 21

Peter: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? Ted: What? Peter: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”

Funny School Joke - 19

Funny School Joke – 19

Mom: What did you do at school today? Mark: We did a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam. Mark: That’s right!

Funny Little Johnny Joke -19

Funny Little Johnny Joke -19

Little Johnny comes home and tells his daddy, “Dad, tomorrow there’s a special ‘Adults’ evening’ at school. Daddy is surprised, “Really? Special?” “Yes,” nods Johnny, “it will be just you, the teacher, the headmaster and two police officers.”

Funny School Joke - 33

Funny School Joke – 33

One hard thing to explain to teens is how legitimately exciting it used to be when someone would wheel in an overhead projector.

Funny School Joke - 31

Funny School Joke – 31

The teacher asks, “Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?” Flora blushes and says, “That’s disgusting, I won’t even answer that question.” The teacher calls on Johnny: “What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?” “That’s easy,” says Johnny. “It’s the pupil of the eye.” “Very good, Johnny,” responds the teacher. “That’s correct.” She then turns to Flora and says, “First, you didn’t do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you’re in for a BIG disappointment.”

Funny School Joke - 25

Funny School Joke – 25

A student went to class late, so the teacher asked him, “Why are you late?” He told her, “I was dreaming of a Manchester United football match.” But that did not make any sense for the teacher so she ask, “Still why are you late?” He answered, “Because there was extra time.”

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