Funny School Joke - 32

Funny School Joke – 32

At the end of the semester, a 10th-grade chemistry teacher asked her students what was the most important thing that they learned in lab. A student promptly raised his hand and said, “Never lick the spoon.”

Funny School Joke - 28

Funny School Joke – 28

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing.” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”

Funny School Joke - 16

Funny School Joke – 16

Teacher: Why are you late? Ramu: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Ramu: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

Funny School Joke - 15

Funny School Joke – 15

Boy: “I got an F in arithmetic.” Father: “Why?” Boy: “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ‘6’” Father: “But that’s right!” Boy: “Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?'” Father: “What’s the fucking difference?” Boy: “That’s exactly what I said!”

Funny School Joke - 13

Funny School Joke – 13

Johnny’s teacher told the class to say a sentence using the word beautiful twice. A girl sitting next to Johnny said, “My mother put on a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.” The teacher said “Very good.” Johnny raised his hand and said, “Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father she was pregnant and he said, ‘Beautiful, fucking beautiful!'”

Funny School Joke - 4

Funny School Joke – 4

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

Funny Little Johnny Joke -2

Funny Little Johnny Joke -2

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, “Children, I’d like you to close your eyes and taste these.” The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. I’ll give you a hint,” said the teacher. “It’s something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time.” Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, “Quick! Spit’em out! They’re assholes!”

Funny Family Jokes-4

Funny Family Joke – 4

A young boy comes home from school in a bad mood. His father asks him, “What’s wrong, son?” The kid tells his dad that he’s upset because another kid has been teasing him and calling him gay. The father says, “Punch him in the face next time he does that. I bet he’ll stop.” The kid replies, “Yeah, but he’s so cute!”

Funny Doctor Jokes -16

Funny Doctor Joke – 12

Teacher – Get rid of your drink. No drinks in class.
Student – I got it from my doctor he told me to drink it
Teacher – Who’s your doctor?
Student – Dr. Pepper

Funny School Joke - 30

Funny School Joke – 30

A father who is very much concerned about his son’s bad grades in math decides to register him at a catholic school. After his first term there, the son brings home his report card: He’s getting “A”s in math. The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know: “Why are your math grades suddenly so good?” “You know”, the son explains, “when I walked into the classroom the first day, and I saw that guy on the wall nailed to a plus sign, I knew one thing: This place means business!”

Funny School Joke - 29

Funny School Joke – 29

Father: Son this time, you have to score 90% marks in your exams. Son: No father I’ll score 100% marks. Father: Why are you kidding? Son: Who started?

Funny School Joke - 22

Funny School Joke – 22

Two fathers chat outside school in the morning; “Bill, have you solved your son’s math problems?” “Yes, man, I did. Why?” “Can you quickly give them to me, so I can copy them…?”

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