School Jokes and Puns

Enjoy these funny school jokes and puns. Kids love them and sometimes the teachers will even laugh at them. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.


 

Funny Family Joke – 4

2016-06-18T14:14:17+00:00

A young boy comes home from school in a bad mood. His father asks him, “What’s wrong, son?” The kid tells his dad that he’s upset because another kid has been teasing him and calling him gay. The father says, “Punch him in the face next time he does that. I bet he’ll stop.” The kid replies, “Yeah, but he’s so cute!”

Funny Family Joke – 32

2016-06-18T14:42:21+00:00

A little boy was so excited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother.
He repeated that to his teacher every day, when he came to school, “I’m getting a brother.”
One day his mom allowed him to feel the baby’s kicks in her belly.
The next day he came to school and didn’t say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happened to his brother?
He replied, “I think mommy ate him.”