Latest Funny Joke-10

Latest Funny Joke-10

A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

Funny Little Johnny Joke -16

Funny Little Johnny Joke -16

The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, “My daddy fell in a well last week.” “Good Lord!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he OK?” “He must be,” said Little Johnny. “He stopped calling for help yesterday.”

Funny Little Johnny Joke -9

Funny Little Johnny Joke -9

Teacher: “Johnny, write a sentence ending with the word hand.” Johnny: “My penis in your hand.” Teacher: “What?” Johnny: “Sorry teacher, I forgot to put a space between pen is.”

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Funny Family Joke – 21

A fourth grade teacher asks the class, “Have any of you ever saved somebody’s life?” A little boy raises his hand, “Yes, my little nephew’s.” “Wow, what a little hero you are! How did you do that, sweetie?” asks the teacher. The little guy replies, “I hid my sister’s birth control pills!”

Funny Family Jokes-32

Funny Family Joke – 32

A little boy was so excited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother.
He repeated that to his teacher every day, when he came to school, “I’m getting a brother.”
One day his mom allowed him to feel the baby’s kicks in her belly.
The next day he came to school and didn’t say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happened to his brother?
He replied, “I think mommy ate him.”

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