Fart and Shart Jokes

These fart and shart jokes and puns are guaranteed to make you laugh. There are too many funny stories that people have experienced relating to farts as well as sharts. Be careful not to laugh too loud or else you might… (-; Once you are done with these ones, check out our other jokes.

Funny Fart Joke – 6


Doctor: “What seems to be the problem today?” Patient: “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,” The Doctor nods, “Hmm.” Patient: “My farts do not stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I fart all the time. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I’ve farted five times.” “Hmm,” says the Doctor, as he picks up his pad and writes out a prescription. The patient is thrilled “Thank you Doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?” “No,” sighs the Doctor, “The prescription is to clear your sinuses, it stinks like a fermented diaper in here. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test.”

Funny Fart Joke – 7


The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word “definitely ” in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?” The Teacher says, “Of course not Johnny,” To which Johnny replies, “Then I have definitely shat my pants”.

Funny Fart Joke – 8


A man walks into a Starbucks with his iPhone… He suddenly realizes he needs to fart. He logs into I-Tunes and ups the volume thinking ‘the music is loud no one will hear’ so he farts… When he looks around, everyone’s staring at him. He then realizes… He was listening to his iPhone with headphones.