Snail Jokes and Puns

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Snail Joke – 5

2017-02-11T16:02:25+00:00

A snail goes to a Cadillac dealership and buys a new car.
But when he buys it he has specific instructions for the dealer.
“I want you to give it a paint job” says the snail. “Sure, what colour?” says the dealer. “I want you to paint a big red S on the hood, the doors, the roof and the trunk.” instructs the snail.
“Sure thing,” says the dealer, “but can I ask why?” The snail looks at him and explains: ” So when I go driving up and down the strip all the people watching me say “Look at that S Car Go!!!