Snail Jokes and Puns

Here are funny snail jokes and puns. They will make you laugh. Also, check out our animal and other funny jokes categories.


Snail Joke – 10

2017-02-11T15:56:42+00:00

A snail walks into a bank to make a deposit. Then a turtle comes in and robs the bank. Afterward, the police are interviewing the snail and asks him to recount what had happened. The snail says, “I don’t know, it all happened so fast.”

Snail Joke – 1

2017-02-11T16:10:25+00:00

A man goes to a Halloween party with a woman on his back.
The host asks him, “And what are you?”
The man says, “I’m a snail.”
The host says, “And who’s that on your back?”
And the man says, “That’s Michelle!”

Snail Joke – 5

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A snail goes to a Cadillac dealership and buys a new car.
But when he buys it he has specific instructions for the dealer.
“I want you to give it a paint job” says the snail. “Sure, what colour?” says the dealer. “I want you to paint a big red S on the hood, the doors, the roof and the trunk.” instructs the snail.
“Sure thing,” says the dealer, “but can I ask why?” The snail looks at him and explains: ” So when I go driving up and down the strip all the people watching me say “Look at that S Car Go!!!