Squirrel Jokes and Puns

Here are funny squirrel jokes and puns for kids to enjoy and laugh at as well as adults. These jokes about squirrels are nice and clean yet silly enough to suit all humors. We also have other funny jokes categories.


Hunting and Squirrels Joke


A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said “Stay here and be very QUIET. I’ll be across the field.” A few minutes later, the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. “What’s wrong?” the father asked. “I told you to be quiet.” The son answered” “Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.” “But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, should we eat them here or take them with us?” “I guess I just panicked”.” 

Joke about Police and Squirrels


A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of Squirrels. He pulls the guy over and says… “You can’t drive around with squirrels in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The guy says “OK”… and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of squirrels, and they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands… “I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo yesterday?” The guy replies… “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!”