Summer Jokes and Puns

What do you call a snowman in Spring Break?
A puddle.

Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.

Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her class was so bright.

What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?
A hot dog!

What do you call a Frenchman wearing summer beach sandals?
Phillipe Phloppe.

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
A: I’m bacon!

Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini.

What did the air conditioning unit say to its owner?
I’m your biggest fan.

My friend went for a job interview at a sun cream factory but didn’t get it. He’s going to reapply.

Q: What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?
A: Summer!

I asked my Canadian friend “Did you have a good summer?
He replied “Yes indeed, we had a great picnic that afternoon!”

What’s the best day to go to the beach?
SUN day!