Teacher Joke - 1

Teacher Joke – 1

Teacher: ‘Silvia, you know you can’t sleep in my class.’
Silvia: ‘I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.’

Teacher Joke - 5

Teacher Joke – 5

The little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said. “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking.”

Teacher Joke - 2

Teacher Joke – 2

Teacher: You copied from Fred’s exam paper didn’t you?
Pupil: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred’s paper says “I don’t know” and you have put “Me, neither”!

Teacher Joke - 3

Teacher Joke – 3

My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
This is my mother speaking!

Teacher Joke - 6

Teacher Joke – 6

Teacher: “Isn’t it remarkable how quickly the kids learn to drive the car?”
Parent: “Yes, especially considering how slowly they catch on to running the lawnmower and vacuum cleaner.”

Teacher Joke - 7

Teacher Joke – 7

Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your math’s sums on the floor?
Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!

Teacher Joke - 10

Teacher Joke – 10

Teacher: If I had 6 oranges in one hand and 7 apples in the other, what would I have? A: Student: Big hands!

Teacher Joke - 18

Teacher Joke – 18

Jimmy: Would I get detention for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Jimmy: Okay great, because I didn’t do my homework.

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