Teacher Jokes and Puns

Here are funny teacher jokes and puns. Make sure to also check out our school and other funny jokes categories.


Teacher Joke – 5

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The little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said. “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking.”

Teacher Joke – 13

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”

Teacher Joke – 6

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Teacher: “Isn’t it remarkable how quickly the kids learn to drive the car?”
Parent: “Yes, especially considering how slowly they catch on to running the lawnmower and vacuum cleaner.”