Time Jokes and Puns

Here are funny time jokes and puns. They will make you laugh. Also, check out our clock and other funny jokes categories.

School time joke


I hope you re not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy. No, Sir. I’ve got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.

Time joke about the sun


The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years, and you sit there and act like everything is fine.